When someone asks, “What are you wearing?” they’re not just inquiring about your clothes.
It’s a question that touches on style, identity, and how we choose to present ourselves to the world.
In this article we’ll explore the significance behind what we wear, and provide you with 70+ responses to what you are wearing.
Let’s begin!
How to Respond to “What are you Wearing”?
Answering “What are you wearing?” depends on who’s asking and your relationship with them.
If it’s someone you’re attracted to and you’re okay with the question, you could flirt back with something fun like, “A smile because you texted me” or keep it intriguing with, “Why don’t you guess?”
However, if the question feels inappropriate or makes you uncomfortable, it’s perfectly fine to set boundaries.
You can respond with humor or directness, for example, “The same thing I wear every day!” or more firmly, “Why do you ask?” This lets them know you’re not comfortable sharing.
Humor Response to “What are you Wearing”
- “Just my superhero outfit, you know, the usual.”
- “A smile and confidence, the best accessories, right?”
- “My favorite comfort clothes, because why not?”
- “Jeans and hope. Mostly hope.”
- “Clothes that tell you I thought it was Sunday.”
- “The same thing I wear to every Zoom meeting, pajama pants and a nice top.”
- “I’m wrapped in the fabric of life, so, casual chic?”
- “Something I can run a marathon in… or nap. Likely nap.”
- “A mix of ‘I tried’ and ‘I gave up’.”
- “Sweatpants and the illusion that I have it all together.”
- “Today’s mood in fabric form.”
- “A masterpiece of ‘laundry day’ chic.”
- “I’m dressed to impress my pet, obviously.”
- “The epitome of ‘rolled out of bed’ elegance.”
- “Garments that say ‘I go to the grocery store like this’.”
- “My ‘avoiding responsibilities’ outfit.”
- “Fabric woven with the essence of ‘I’d rather be asleep’.”
- “An outfit that screams ‘I remembered I had a video call 2 minutes ago’.”
- “I’m in my party attire—pajamas and fuzzy socks.”
- “A concoction of clearance sale and ‘it was clean’.”
- “An ensemble carefully chosen by my floor.”
- “Would you believe me if I said ‘invisible clothes’?”
- “I’m sporting the latest trend: ‘indoor casual’.”
- “A uniform that says ‘Yes, I made an effort… to be comfortable’.”
- “Layers of longing for the weekend.”
- “I’m cloaked in the mystery of ‘did they just wake up?’.”
- “The classic ‘I didn’t choose this outfit, it chose me’.”
- “Threads of ‘I’ve accepted video calls are my life now’.”
- “I’m adorned in the finest 2pm chic.”
- “Redefining ‘home office’ one sweatshirt at a time.”
- “A symphony of ‘Yes, it’s clean, but I wouldn’t go out in it’.”
- “The epitome of ‘quarantine fashion’.”
- “I’m dressed in ‘Oops, I thought today was laundry day’.”
- “My outfit? A spoiler alert for my autobiography.”
- “Wrapped in the warm hug of ‘comfort over style’.”
- “Sporting the ‘I survived another Monday’ badge.”
- “Decked in ‘is it coffee o’clock yet?'”
- “Clad in the universal ‘work from home’ attire.”
- “Garbed in ‘This was not what I planned but it’s what happened’.”
- “I’m wearing my battle armor, aka sweatpants.”
- “An artistic blend of ‘just woke up’ and ‘ready for bed’.”
- “My attire is a homage to ‘I’ve had too much coffee’.”
- “In my ‘Yes, I actually planned to look this disheveled’ outfit.”
- “Garbed in the finest threads of existential dread.”
- “The exclusive ‘what day is it again?’ collection.”
- “Outfitted in the latest pandemic chic.”
- “Wardrobes in ‘I’m not going out, but I could’.”
- “Tailored in the rich fabric of ‘last-minute choice’.”
- “I’m swathed in ‘Is it too early for wine?’ wear.”
- “Adorned in the rare ‘Yes, this is my third coffee’ motif.”
Flirting Response to “What are you Wearing”
- “Just a smile and your favorite shirt.”
- “Something I’d only wear for someone special. Are you interested?”
- “A hint of perfume and a thought of you.”
- “Why, planning on dressing me up or undressing me?”
- “Not enough to keep my thoughts from wandering to you.”
- “A dress that’s begging for a night out…with you.”
- “Clothes that miss your touch.”
- “Just a pair of jeans that look better on your floor.”
- “My comfiest tee that you’d love to steal.”
- “A mystery you might have to uncover later.”
- “Fabric that’s jealous of how close you are in my thoughts.”
- “A smile because you texted me.”
- “The cologne you said you liked last time. Remember?”
- “Just something that’s a little too much for video call, and just right for you.”
- “An outfit that would look better with your arms wrapped around it.”
- “A look that’s as inviting as our last conversation.”
- “Shades of you, because you’re all I can think about.”
- “A vibe that screams ‘I’m yours’ if you play your cards right.”
- “Layers, but only so you can enjoy taking them off.”
- “A wink and a good mood, all thanks to you.”
- “A daring amount of nothing, given the right company.”
- “Jeans that tell a story you’d love to hear.”
- “A sparkle in my eye waiting for your next compliment.”
- “Confidence, because you make me feel amazing.”
- “A shadow of anticipation for our next meeting.”
- “An ensemble that whispers ‘come closer’.”
- “Whatever makes me feel closer to you, even if we’re miles apart.”
- “A teasing promise of what’s to come.”
- “A glow, the kind you ignite in me.”
- “An anticipation of seeing you, dressed or otherwise.”
Why do guys ask what you’re wearing?
Guys might ask what you’re wearing for a few reasons. Sometimes, they’re just trying to make conversation and are interested in getting to know more about your day or your style.
Other times, they might be trying to picture the scene you’re in or get a sense of your mood based on your outfit choice.
It’s also possible they’re flirting or trying to create a visual image in their mind. Context often determines the intention behind the question.
You can read our guide for response to We Should Talk More, Give My Regards to the Family responses, response to “Are You Jealous”, and Replying to “It has Been a Long Day.”
Why would a guy I met online ask what I’m wearing to bed?
He’s probably looking for a way to start a conversation that’s more on the flirty or suggestive side, kind of aiming for “phone sex” to get excited.
If that makes you uncomfortable, you can throw him off by saying something like you’re wearing very non-sexy, boring pajamas.
If he keeps going and asks you to describe removing your clothes, you can play along but remember, you know why he’s asking.
Really, if someone you met online is genuinely interested in you, they’d be more focused on learning about your hobbies and interests, not what you’re wearing to bed.