130+ Funny Things to Say on Walkie Talkie

Ever been on a walkie talkie and wanted to crack a joke to lighten the mood? 

Whether you’re out on a camping trip, coordinating an event, or just fooling around with friends, a well-timed funny quip can bring a smile to everyone’s face. 

In this guide, we’ll share some hilarious and light-hearted lines you can use to add a touch of humor to your walkie talkie conversations. 

Funny Things to Say on Walkie Talkie

1. “Is it just me, or does anyone else feel like a secret agent right now?”

2. “Over and out. And by out, I mean I’m going out for pizza. Want anything?”

3. “Roger that… but who’s Roger, again?”

4. “Copy that! Wait, what am I copying again? My memory is like a goldfish.”

5. “Hello from the other siiiiide… Can you hear me sing?”

6. “This is your captain speaking, and by captain, I mean the captain of the couch.”

7. “Can you bring snacks? Over. This is a snack emergency. Over.”

8. “I found Waldo! I repeat, I have found Waldo!”

9. “If you can hear this, you’re too close. Social distancing, please!”

10. “Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3. If you can hear this, you owe me a cookie.”

11. “Beep beep, I’m a sheep. I said beep beep, I’m a sheep.”

12. “Do you believe in walkie-talkie magic? Because this message will self-destruct.”

13. “Yes, I would like fries with that. Over.”

14. “Help, I’ve walked into an invisible wall. Oh, wait, never mind.”

15. “I spy with my little eye… someone who’s not working!”

16. “Quick, what’s the WiFi password for the woods?”

17. “Did anyone else see that squirrel do a backflip?”

18. “Echoooo… echOOo… echo… is anyone else hearing this?”

19. “Warning: I’ve been practicing my walkie-talkie beatboxing.”

20. “Yawn patrol reporting for duty. Over and zzzz…”

21. “Just spilled my coffee. Send reinforcements.”

22. “Is it weird that I’m talking to a box and expecting it to talk back?”

23. “Breaking news: I just lost my pen. An extensive search is underway.”

24. “This is your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. Oops, wrong channel.”

25. “Remind me again, how do I download Netflix on this thing?”

26. “Mission control, we have a problem. I forgot my lunch.”

27. “Does anyone else feel like a piece of popcorn waiting to pop?”

28. “Keep talking; I’m diagnosing your craziness.”

29. “Over. Did you get that? Over. I said over. Over.”

30. “I’ll be there in five minutes. If not, read this message again.”

31. “Zzzzt, this is an alien transmission. Just kidding, it’s me!”

32. “My walkie-talkie is on a strict diet of batteries. It’s always hungry.”

33. “Whisper mode activated. Because secrets are more fun.”

34. “This is a ghost speaking… Ha, scared you, didn’t I?”

35. “If you’re happy and you know it, press your button!”

36. “Calling all superheroes, it’s time to save the world… or at least the snacks.”

37. “Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase… for walkie-talkies.”

38. “Is anyone out there? Or am I in a walkie-talkie apocalypse?”

39. “My battery’s running low, so if I vanish, tell my story.”

40. “I’m turning this walkie-talkie off now… just kidding, gotcha!”

41. “Do you believe in ghosts? Because I think my walkie-talkie is haunted.”

42. “Note to self: Must remember to bring snacks next time I use this.”

43. “S.O.S! Send over snacks, please!”

44. “I just realized… this walkie-talkie is basically a phone without the internet.”

45. “Attention, fellow humans. Let’s use our walkie-talkies for good, not evil.”

46. “To all my walkie-talkie buddies, let’s conquer the world… with communication!”

47. “This walkie-talkie is like a magic wand: speak and your voice travels through thin air!”

48. “My walkie-talkie told me to tell you that you’re awesome. I must obey its orders.”

49. “Do you think walkie-talkies ever get jealous of smartphones?”

50. “Code red! Code blue! Just kidding, let’s keep this channel light and fun.”#

51. “I wonder if my walkie-talkie has seen more adventures than I have…”

52. “Calling all agents, it’s time to rendezvous and discuss our next mission.”

53. “You know what’s better than a regular conversation? A walkie-talkie conversation on a mountain top.”

54. “Do you ever feel like your walkie-talkie is your best friend? Yeah, me too.”

55. “Attention, all aliens… we come in peace, over and out.”

56. “I think my walkie-talkie is trying to tell me something… but I don’t speak Morse code.”

57. “Let’s make a pact: if one of us gets lost, we’ll use our walkie-talkies to find each other.”

58. “Warning: do not operate heavy machinery while using this walkie-talkie.”

59. “I don’t always use a walkie-talkie, but when I do, it’s for epic adventures.”

60. “Do you think walkie-talkies can read minds? Because mine seems to know what I’m thinking before I even say it

Cool Things to Say on Walkie Talkie

1. “Over and out, Rubber Duck!”

2. “Copy that, Ghost Rider. The pattern is full.”

3. “Is this the Krusty Krab?” — “No, this is Patrick!”

4. “Do you believe in UFOs? Because this conversation is out of this world.”

5. “If you can hear me, blink twice.”

6. “I’ve got a secret mission for you… It involves snacks.”

7. “Are we alone in the universe? Over.”

8. “This is Eagle 1, the chicken coop is secure.”

9. “Warning: This channel is haunted by the ghost of Static.”

10. “If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands… I’ll wait.”

11. “Roger Dodger, my little Frogger.”

12. “My walkie is acting more like a talkie. Over.”

13. “This is your captain speaking, fasten your seatbelts.”

14. “To infinity… and beyond! Yes, I went there.”

15. “Do you copy? Or are we making origami now?”

16. “Is it just me, or did it just get more awesome in here?”

17. “Keep talking, I’m diagnosing you with my pretend PHD.”

18. “E.T. phone home… wait wrong device.”

19. “If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.”

20. “I thought I saw a Sasquatch. It was just a mirror. Over.”

21. “I’m a secret agent, code name: Hungry Hippo.”

22. “We’re about to enter the stealth mode. Whisper from now on.”

23. “This is not the droid you’re looking for.”

24. “I need a coffee rescue mission, stat!”

25. “Calling all superheroes, the city needs you… And pizza.”

26. “Congratulations! You’ve won a free pizza… Just kidding, over.”

27. “Can you hear me? Or are we playing silent library?”

28. “Are you a beaver? Because dam.”

29. “Whisper your favorite vegetable if you can hear me.”

30. “Initiate dance break now. Repeat, commence boogying.”

31. “Mirror, mirror, on the wall – who’s the fairest of them all? This walkie, obviously.”

32. “If you’re reading this, it’s too late. You’re now part of a secret society.”

33. “Spoiler alert: The cake is a lie.”

34. “Do not disturb – dream in progress.”

35. “I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I talk about it here.”

36. “Breaking news: The weather today is 100% chance of us talking.”

37. “Whistle if you’re lost. Or just turn on the GPS.”

38. “This is not the coffee you’re looking for.”

39. “Activate ninja mode: Please whisper your response.”

40. “Warning: This device teleports you to the land of unheard jokes.”

41. “Is anyone out there? Or am I just talking to myself?”

42. “I’m so good at sleeping, I could do it with my eyes closed.”

43. “Just a friendly reminder: Don’t forget to drink water and stay hydrated while using this device.”

44. “Attention all users: The fun has just begun!”

45. “Do you hear the birds chirping? Or is it just me trying to make this walkie-talkie more interesting?”

46. “I’m not a morning person, I’m an all-day person.”

47. “If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.”

48. “This is your captain speaking – fasten your seatbelts and get ready for some fun conversations.”

49. “I may be small, but my jokes are mighty.”

50. “Over and out… But just for now, I’ll be back with more witty banter soon.”

51. “A wise person once said, ‘Life is short, talk fast.’ Let’s put that to the test.”

52. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh- MOO!”

53. “Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense.”

54. “Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side.”

55. “I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.”

56. “What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.”

57. “Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.”

58. “What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine.”

59. “I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!”

60. “Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.”

61. “How do you organize a space party? You planet.”

62. “What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner.”

63. “I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.”

64. “What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investi-gator.”

65. “Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.”

66. “I don’t trust stairs… They’re always up to something.”

67. “Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? He woke up.”

68. “What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.”

69. “What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waste of time.”

70. “I’m reading a book on the history of glue… I just can’t seem to put it down.”